So I'm on the B45 bus heading west on Atlantic Avenue this morning, when I look up and see something that terrifies me and offends the natural laws of fashion: a 'do rag on a white boy.
Look, I'm open to expressing oneself through fashion. My idea is that if you wear it, you're already owning the look, and therefore it works.
But I say this without qualification: if you're a white boy, don't do the 'do.
Just look how scary!