Friday, January 28, 2011

To Market, To Market: "Moisturizing Moisturizers"

Mario Badescu, you're writing the jokes for me.  It's all in the subject line:

I've enlarged it here for the blind and bespectacled:

Well, color me enlightened!  A moisturizer that true to the definition of the word itself moisturizes your skin.  Say goodbye to all those hardening lotions, you guys.  No more rough-making lotions.  No more of those cumbersome skin coarsers.  Finally, finally a lotion that ADDS moisture to your skin--doesn't take it away!!!!!!   I feel so in-the-know, it's like I'm a beauty expert or something!!!  From now on, only moisturizing moisturizers for me.