Sunday, January 23, 2011

VIP Businesswomen...the SERIES?

I think the "VIP Businesswomen" topic is substantial enough to turn it into a full-fledged blog series, but I haven't thought about it any longer than it's taken me to write this sentence.  It's worth trying for though, and here is why: I am full of important information on how to successfully be a Very Important Businesswoman.  First tip:
  1. Throw a Fit if You Are Not Ccd on an Email
This one is as simple as it sounds.  Go ahead, try it!   The next time you don't get Ccd on an email, simply stomp around your office corridors and make wild gesticulations that show your coworkers that you are angry, nay, insulted that you have been left out of a thread of meaningless, time-wasting sentence fragments that have eaten up space on the company server and will henceforth have to be deleted from your inbox to promptly make room for the next batch.  People will interpret your urgent, impassioned reaction not as the self-aggrandizing act of philistinism that it is, but as sincere concern for the well-being of the company.  You will be promoted.