It is taking me a very long time to get through this orangeade

This orangeade is like a time machine that moves very slowly, in one direction.

Day Five

Endless cups of orangeade and not doing much of anything, really.

I'm not sure about this suffix

What is "ade" anyway? I mean, seriously, what is it? What makes something an "ade" of something else? Is it just adding sugar and water? Can you ade-ify any liquid? What about stew?

Day 4

Cher is the human version of orangeade.

Day 3: Orangeade vs. Tang

What's the difference between orangeade and Tang? Orangeade gets results.

Orangeade: Day 2

I just went to the supermarket and found out that orangeade is $1.79. I asked the man at the store and he said there was never not a time when it wasn't $1.79. Which means I only saved twenty-nine cents.

It was worth it, though.

Orangeade

I really like orangeade. It was on sale (two for $3.00) at the corner store and I bought an orangeade and a fruit punch. I don't care much for the fruit punch but I really think orangeade might be the wave of the future. I predict that orangeade will out-sell Coke in 2011.